Right, okay, sure. Obviously.
As Reardon tells it, “Every time I brought the pliers close to my nose, my entire nose would shift towards the pliers and then the pliers would stick to the magnet. It was a little bit painful at this point. My partner took me to the hospital that she works in because she wanted all her colleagues to laugh at me. The doctors thought it was quite funny, making comments like, ‘This is an injury due to self-isolation and boredom.’” On the one hand, probably not the best use of hospital resources, on the other, perhaps some much needed comedic relief for those on the front lines.
Stay safe out there, everyone.
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